Old family Christmas cookie recipe

Famous Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle tequila

Sample the tequila for quality.

Take a large bowl, check tequila again, be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar....beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried druit, pick up fluit off floor....mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash your oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat the turner off.

Finally finish the tequila and make sure to put the oven in the dishwasher.