9 words women use

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with nothing usually end with fine.

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing(refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

6) That's Ok: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's ok means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome". Unless she says "Thanks alot". That is pure sarcasm and she is NOT thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a "whatever".

8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP YOUR'S!!!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?" For a woman's response, refer to #3.